27 Sep 2006, 12:51pm

by Minnie

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the devil take these pregnancy tests… please?!

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How many pregnancy tests have i burned through (peed on i mean) since having unprotected sex?

Oh, I don’t know *looks sheepish* 3 maybe?

I cant stand the suspense and the sad thing is that at this point I am not in suspense about whether or not i am pregnant because I am dying to have a baby. No. It is because I am fucking dying to have a DRINK.

Two Saturdays ago my boobs were killing me and I was convinced I was about to start my period and really, according to the calendar the time seemed right. So I took a pregnancy test and it was negative. So I was convinced that I was well, not pregnant. Was that wrong? So very wrong?

Then, on the 21st i still hadn’t start but my boobs seem to have grown like 3 sizes bigger and are till killing me so I take another test, still negative.

Now it is Wednesday, i am grumpy and unhappy and my boobs are larger than RI. It has been 5 weeks since my last period. It is still possible that I will start my period.

But I refuse to take another test because.. I don’t know why. I’ll feel stupid if it is negative I think. But then, no one has to know that I have taken another one, except me and Vim will have to wade through the boxes and wrappings to get to the bathroom.

 
  
 

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